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:iconraritynoesplz: "Applejack how could you...      what about me?"

:iconapplejackmadplz: "If you want yah share, help with the darn lootin' "

:iconsoawesomepinkieplz: "Hmmmpf hmpfffpff!"

:iconapplejackishappyplz: "Yes, Pinkie! We're heroes! YEEEHHHAAA!"
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:iconmlpfankar:
MlpFanKAR Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
This time XD XD
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:iconyesimdeadpool:
YesImDeadpool Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2016   General Artist
I had a better idea on dealing with him.

Me: How much for a cherry?

Clerk: 20 bits.

Me: Not that kind of cherry. > : D *throws the clerk into a pit of horny doberman pincers* I meant the kind you pop.

*cue screaming and vicious dog barks*
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:iconsarielv:
sarielv Featured By Owner May 26, 2016
BuhAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconbloodshot049:
Bloodshot049 Featured By Owner May 25, 2016  New Deviant Student General Artist
You have some "soap lifting" ahead of you!
😃
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:iconsnowdog-zic:
Snowdog-zic Featured By Owner May 3, 2016
Got what he deserved.
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:iconbrd64:
BRD64 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016
LOL
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:iconpassin:
Passin Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
Most amusing
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:iconasktheponysven58:
asktheponysVen58 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
It's like someone asking are you a brony and you say no while hold a mlp toy and wearing a mlp T shirt 😂
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:iconaprion:
Aprion Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess shell be flutterLIE from now on XD
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:iconrandomfoxgirl:
Randomfoxgirl Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016  Student Artist
Pun intended? X3
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:iconaprion:
Aprion Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
very much intended XD
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:iconrandomfoxgirl:
Randomfoxgirl Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016  Student Artist
XD
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:iconstargazeheartaccount:
xD
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:iconnesttlefox2015:
nesttlefox2015 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
wai- THIS TIME

i think the cherry guy is jared from subway
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:iconasktain:
AskTain Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016
I lost it when I saw the loot wagon. They not only have a wagon specifically for looting but they have also labelled said wagon thusly. Omfg.
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:iconkartoffelkamm:
Kartoffelkamm Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
one of their friends is a princess, well, they are friends with all 4 alicorn princesses (btw, why is it ok if canon characters are friends with all 4 alicorn princesses, but if an OC is friends with all 4 alicorn princesses, everyone hates him?), so why/how should the law enforcement do anything against them?
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:iconravenisrigby:
RavenIsRigby Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh-heh . . . "hard soap lifting" e3e
If you don't understand it, it's prison rape!
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:iconpencilmarks-youtube:
PencilMarks-youtube Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Student General Artist
(Sorry i got scared at the
Last sentence) this stupid my friend told me to repost this WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will poop, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she pooped her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to poop all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to make her poop, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
toiler they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she exploded.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and poops you slowly, by farting on you
and watching you cry to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your toilet, pooping and farting.
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!
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:icondragonlord-daegen:
Dragonlord-Daegen Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
this is gotta be the funniest chain comment i've ever seen.
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:iconearstherabbit:
EarstheRabbit Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015  Student General Artist
LeL
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:iconseeker900:
Seeker900 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Cherry Salespony: "WAIT! This time I'm innocent!"
Police Pony#1: "What do you mean "This time"?"
Cherry Salespony: "Uhh... I mean I'm innocent in general?"
Police Pony: ................
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:iconbladra:
bladra Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015
bladra: excuse me officers i believe this pony was framed

police pony #1: is that so well then i guess he is free to go then but if he is causing trouble again then we will have to arrest him no ifs and no buts

bladra: very well officer seems acceptable

*both police ponies left*

cherry salespony: thanks for that cant believe that mare framed me for something i didnt do

bladra: no problem now if you excuse my i got a psychology session planed for her

cherry salespony: your licence for being a a psychology doctor??

bladra: yep also on a side note if you get be nicer to her maybe she wont try do a stunt like that again

cherry salespony: you got it thanks *walks off*
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:icondrx-raven:
DrX-Raven Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015
:iconlemongrabplz::iconsaysplz:ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!!:iconsays-endplz:

SLAM
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:iconbloodshot049:
Bloodshot049 Featured By Owner May 25, 2016  New Deviant Student General Artist
Omg did you really just do that
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:icondrx-raven:
DrX-Raven Featured By Owner May 25, 2016
(OoC: Story of my life)
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:iconaleberle:
aleberle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wait a minute- "THIS TIME?!"
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:iconiilogicalii:
iiLogicalii Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015
''This time i'm innocent!''


So you're implying that you HAVE sexually harassed someone before?
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:icontigerkirby215:
TigerKirby215 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
Fluttershy "Always works."
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:icontheunseenworld:
TheUnseenWorld Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015
AM i the only one who thought the cherry guy called sexual harassment?? XD
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:iconsupafoxxeh:
Supafoxxeh Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I thought his NAME was Sexual Harassment.
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:iconmilkshaker1:
MilkShaker1 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2015
That would mean his cutie mark was about sexual harrasment. PONY LOGIC
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:iconsupafoxxeh:
Supafoxxeh Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
If a pony's name is Sexual Harassment, their cutie mark will be about sexual harassment.
Therefore, if a pony's cutie mark is about sexual harassment, it follows that the pony's name will have something to do with sexual harassment.

So if a pony named Pinke Pie has three party balloons for her cutie mark, then MilkShaker1 will have something to explain to me.
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:iconmilkshaker1:
MilkShaker1 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2015
Its because pinkie is pinkie shes the wierdest pony (if shes a pony)
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:iconsupafoxxeh:
Supafoxxeh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
1) Pinkie Pie is, in fact, a pony.
2) Pinkie Pie might find your comment somewhat offensive.
3) She's not that weird.
4) Cheese Sandwich is just as "weird" as Pinkie Pie, and his cutie mark is a CHEESE SANDWICH. Weirdness doesn't seem to be a factor.
5) Derpy/Ditzy Doo/Muffins = Bubbles?

I've been very picky about picking my counter-examples. Cadance's cutie mark is a crystal heart, which has nothing to do with the name "Cadance." However, her full name is Mi Amore Cadenza. "Amore" is the only part that bears relevance to the heart, so I didn't bring that one up. I have to do a little bit of thinking and research because contradictory evidence isn't abundant, but it's not very hard to find, either. Also, I'm sticking to the TV series. There's more in the official comics.

It's pretty clear that somepony's name does not have to be relevant to their cutie mark by necessity, and "weirdness" isn't a factor.
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:icontheunseenworld:
TheUnseenWorld Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015
NAH XD
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:iconmylittleartistic:
MyLittleArtistic Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
he did XD
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:icontheunseenworld:
TheUnseenWorld Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2015
It was fluttershy, i realized later that her colors were in the bubble XD;
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:iconliuhyhung123:
liuhyhung123 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2015  Student Filmographer
it's a perfect heist, deathwish difficult bonus, stealth bonus
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:iconliuhyhung123:
liuhyhung123 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Student Filmographer
boo, worst contract ever
deathwish but only 555,123$
i rather do rat
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:icontheyoungestbrony:
theyoungestbrony Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Discord: why not just ask me?
Twilight: every time you use your magic, a disaster happens!
Discord: does not!
Twilight: does too!
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:iconjulythepschoticwolf:
JulyThePschoticWolf Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Applejack and Pinkie stealing the cherries. Cool
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2015
MUHAHAHAHA! XD
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:iconijustateacat:
ijustateacat Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015
applejack, you better be sellin those cherries for profit... otherwise, i don't know you anymore
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:iconanimatorsnake:
Animatorsnake Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015
I don't know whether to call this vengeance or justice, but know what i'm doing today ... HOLD ON GUYS SHARE SOME CHERRIES WITH ME TOO
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:iconvoiddragon76:
VoidDragon76 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HEY I WANT SOME CHERRYS TO!!!!!!!!!!!
i make a really good cherry smoothy/milkshake .3.
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:iconreimbowkawaii97:
ReimbowKawaii97 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Applejeck love cherry!
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:iconmime432:
mime432 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015
In my book, Rarity, it's Sexual Harassment for saying Fluttershy's name or even aknowledging Fluttershy. And if anything......your whole existence is Sexual Harassment.......One Piece joke.
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:iconbrony3099:
brony3099 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015
"this time"?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
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:icongamerguy1313:
gamerguy1313 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
NO! Not the "soap-lifting!"
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